Be What Tomorrow Needs

Sep 17

astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

Sep 16

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

Sep 16
Sep 16
funnydailypictures:

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Sep 16

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

Sep 16

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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Sep 16

thranduilsword:

durinsheart:

[xhonestly bilbo what were you even expecting

He didn’t, it was an Unexpected Journey.

Sep 16
perks-of-being-chinese:

angelaioffe:

Criss cross, criss cross
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth🎶

AWWWW

perks-of-being-chinese:

angelaioffe:

Criss cross, criss cross

Right foot lets stomp

Left foot lets stomp

Cha cha real smooth🎶

AWWWW

Sep 16
cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

Sep 16

your house will be like your family.